Circumstantial Friends

Having all-purpose friends (the way friends are used under the current corrupt system) is a pretty crappy idea. it's not practical and it's archaic. i got a better plan. it'd be cool if friends were like independent contractors. that way, you have 'specialized' friends that you only hang out with during certain events. wanna go to the club and do some not-so-wholesome things in the dark? you can call your "party friends". wanna go bowling? call your bowling friends. everybody has a purpose, and this way, friends are used to their maximum potential. i think i should market that. "circumstantial friends".... because it all depends!