Silly little arab

By now im sure everyone knows about the death of that silly arab guy, Al-Zarqawi. With any prominent kill, there's always going to be someone that will question it. The Iranians are already denying it (but they deny the holocaust, so what do they know; and they are also implicated in this incident, as you will soon find out). Im just now waiting for someone to come up with some weird conspiracy to satisfy their existing set of beliefs. Since this is inevtiable, I might as well be the first to come up with a conspiracy. I think Al-Zarqawi already died the previous day (cause of death: AIDS) and when word got out about the funeral, the Iranians, trying to avoid embarassment for their cause (crazy muslim types attacking anything that moves), bombed the funeral site and killed the already dead Zarqawi. They then made a deal with the Americans for them to take credit for the attack and in return they would ease up on their nuclear plans. Everyone is happy as a result, except for the greaving gay partner of Al-Zarqawi (who, in case you are too slow to follow along, gave him the AIDS that eventually led to his death). And they said there was nothing good about AIDS. In yo' face BONO!!